2. We won’t hit the iceberg;
everything is under control.
3. It’s a very small iceberg,
nothing to worry about.
4. We barely touched the
iceberg; nothing to worry about.
5. Nobody could’ve seen that
iceberg coming.
6. If I hadn’t acted so quickly,
there would have been a lot more deaths.
7. It’s not our job to provide a
lifeboat for each passenger; they are primarily responsible for their own
safety.
8. Only the passengers who are
nice to me will get a lifeboat.
9. We'll have more lifeboats as
soon as Jared and Ivanka set up boat-making shell companies.
10. I’m the best captain ever.
Nobody has ever done as much as I am doing right now. My ratings on TV are through the roof. Aren’t I great?
11. Why didn’t we have more
lifeboats on board? Well, that’s a very mean and very nasty question. You
should be ashamed for asking such a nasty question. You are a nasty woman.
12. It's Obama's fault.
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