Why Every American Should Be Armed

THE ACTIONS

Hi norm, this is Chuck from next door.

I have a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know.

The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.

Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

Regards, Chuck.


THE ACTIONS

Norm, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbor:

THE SECOND MESSAGE

Hi Norm, this is Chuck next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect you figured it out anyway, & you noticed that the darned Auto correct changed 'Wi-Fi' To 'Wife'. Technology hey?

Regards, Chuck.