Platform & Stump Speech

I've been wondering what kind of new and interesting points we're likely to hear from the Republican presidential field—16 strong as of today. I thought about it long and hard and came up with what I think may be the pattern on which all Republican speeches will be patterned in the next few months.

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iranians blah blah blah

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obama blah blah blah

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