Good news for Conservatives!

I just saw a poll that says that 81% of scientists are Democrats or Democrat-leaning, versus 12% for Republicans. What this means—and we've suspected it all along—is that anything scientists say can be attributed to them being Democrats and therefore dismissed as left-wing liberal socialist America-hating lies and propaganda.

So whenever you encounter a scientific fact or theory that you don't like, just label it as coming from the biased scientists and feel free to disregard it.

And as with the Bible, feel free to pick and choose which parts of science you want to believe and which you don't.

PS.  Oh wait. You say you already knew this, and have been practicing it for decades? Well shucks, I'm late to the party again....