Sunday, January 5, 2014

Platform 2014

Corporations are people.
Women who use birth control are sluts.
Women/families who have abortions are murderers.
College students and professors are elitist intellectuals.
Gays are an abomination.
Poor people deserve to be poor.
Union members are socialist thugs.
The unemployed are lazy parasites.
Latinos are illegals/criminals until proven otherwise.
The bible trumps the Constitution.
Global warming is a hoax.
The US president is a Muslim from Kenya.
 
VOTE REPUBLICAN 2014.

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