Understanding Republicans

Rarely does one see a single picture that explains so much. Possible captions include:

• Core political requirements of Republican Party leadership.
• Did you ever wonder how Republicans come up with their weird and crazy positions on things?
• The true heart and soul of the modern Republican Party.
• How the true leaders of the Republican Party shape their message.
• What do the de facto leaders of the Republican Party have in common?

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