Inauguration

Reading one of the news stories about Obama's inauguration, it's easy to understand why Republicans hate the man so much:

... Obama rescued the economy from collapse, rescued the American auto industry, ended the war in Iraq, decimated al Qaeda and killed bin Laden, reformed the student loan system, ended "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," vastly improved fuel efficiency standards, helped topple the Gaddafi regime, negotiated the New START treaty, improved food safety protections, cracked down on credit card company abuses, expanded stem-cell research, and signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.

This is clearly the work of a gay Muslim socialist from Kenya dedicated to destroying America and seizing the guns of all law-abiding citizens.

In related news, the Dow Jones Industrial Average continued its seeming inexorable rise, as it has every year since the Bush-era economic collapse. The ever-insightful Republicans will surely find this as further confirmation of Obama achieving his socialistic objectives.

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