This picture sums up pretty succinctly the relationship between America's Chief Executive, America's favorite source for fair and balanced news, and the American viewing public.
We of the UDL (Ungulate Defamation League) wish to register a complaint about the derogatory imagery exhibited in your most recent blog. Sure, it may be amusing to YOU to slap some picture of a helpless hooved animal watching George Bush on TV, but we believe that even a sheep has more intelligence than the amoeba-brained sychophants who have dull-wittedly allowed and even supported Mr. Bush in destroying the good will of many friendly countries around the world and plunging America into BILLIONS of dollars of debt. Do you ever see a SHEEP who is as hostile and paranoid as Bush? Do SHEEP have delusions of granduer? Do SHEEP send their own kind off to kill and be killed by other radical extreme grass-eaters? NO! And while they MAY allow themselves to be "fleeced", it is only once a year (as opposed to every day for 7 years) with no lasting harm to themselves, others, or their country and for the benefit of both rich and poor people in developed and developing nations. Your depiction of sheep as blind followers of Bush is an insult to the species! Call a spade a spade Americrisis, and show the more truthful, if frightening and depressing reality...it is HUMANS who elected this madman NOT SHEEP. It is HUMANS who have continued to follow him blindly, supporting his insanity and it is HUMANS who re-elected him for a second term filled with greater fiascoes and tragic loss of life. You sully the name of a benign and generous creature! You besmirch a class of animals who have given sustenance and comfort to humans for thousands of years! The UDL is currently looking into charges of libel for so unjustly implying that SHEEP are as stupid as the Bushitic hominids who truly belong in that picture!
A thousand apologies, Mr. Fleecenot. The slight on your species was entirely unintentional. I completely agree that none of the creatures that you so ably represent would have committed even a portion of the damaging deeds that have been visited upon our people, our country and our world by the current occupant of the White House.
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Any pictures of the sheep being fleeced yet?
I've always heard that "W" was the black sheep of his family
We of the UDL (Ungulate Defamation League) wish to register a complaint about the derogatory imagery exhibited in your most recent blog. Sure, it may be amusing to YOU to slap some picture of a helpless hooved animal watching George Bush on TV, but we believe that even a sheep has more intelligence than the amoeba-brained sychophants who have dull-wittedly allowed and even supported Mr. Bush in destroying the good will of many friendly countries around the world and plunging America into BILLIONS of dollars of debt. Do you ever see a SHEEP who is as hostile and paranoid as Bush? Do SHEEP have delusions of granduer? Do SHEEP send their own kind off to kill and be killed by other radical extreme grass-eaters? NO! And while they MAY allow themselves to be "fleeced", it is only once a year (as opposed to every day for 7 years) with no lasting harm to themselves, others, or their country and for the benefit of both rich and poor people in developed and developing nations.
Your depiction of sheep as blind followers of Bush is an insult to the species!
Call a spade a spade Americrisis, and show the more truthful, if frightening and depressing reality...it is HUMANS who elected this madman NOT SHEEP. It is HUMANS who have continued to follow him blindly, supporting his insanity and it is HUMANS who re-elected him for a second term filled with greater fiascoes and tragic loss of life.
You sully the name of a benign and generous creature! You besmirch a class of animals who have given sustenance and comfort to humans for thousands of years! The UDL is currently looking into charges of libel for so unjustly implying that SHEEP are as stupid as the Bushitic hominids who truly belong in that picture!
A thousand apologies, Mr. Fleecenot. The slight on your species was entirely unintentional. I completely agree that none of the creatures that you so ably represent would have committed even a portion of the damaging deeds that have been visited upon our people, our country and our world by the current occupant of the White House.
Oh, Ty. That's just baaaaaaaad!
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