Hey Voters

Do you:

• Hate gays?
• Think the solution to most problems is more guns?
• Believe that the most important political objective is tax cuts for the wealthy?
• Think that global warming / climate change is a hoax?
• Hate Obama because he's (a) black, (b) Kenyan, (c) Democrat?
• Think that your birth control decisions are best made by male legislators in Washington or your state capital?
• Want to get government off the backs of business and thereby let oil and coal companies decide the quality of the water you drink and the air you breathe?

If yes to some or all, you're a natural Republican. Congratulations!